Do You Understand Me, Sir?
Why Aren't Your Boots Polished?
By Carol Ann TownendPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
Photo by Nik Shuliahin 💛💙 on Unsplash
Listen!
Do you understand me, Sir?
Why aren't thou boots polished?
Look at all that mud!
Has thee been dragged through it?
And that messy hair!
Oh dear, we can't have you
look like that on such a great day!
Come to me, Sir!
Let these gentle hands tidy you up.
Thou shan't go out looking like that
on such an important day!
Let me grab that polish
and those boots.
I'll clean them bright
'til the owl doth hoot!
Do you understand me, Sir?
'tis your birthday today!
Let us celebrate smart,
On this extremely great
day today!
I hope you understand me, Sir!
About the Creator
Carol Ann Townend
I'm a writer who doesn't believe in sticking with one niche.
My book Please Stay! is out now
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Comments (1)
Happy birthday boots!!!!!!! This is funny and quirky. Thank you again for being Carol>