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Blue Pill Blues

"i beg your pardon, there's no such thing as an endless hardon"

By BrenPublished about a year ago 1 min read
Blue Pill Blues
Photo by Michał Parzuchowski on Unsplash

popped so many blue pills

i think i've got a prob

popped so many blue pills

you could cut diamonds with my knob

popped so many blue pills

my pants look like a tent

popped so many blue pills

i got a stiffy that won't relent

popped so many blue pills

my boner looks like a club

popped so many blue pills

i’ve got an Eveready chub

popped so many blue pills

my trouser prawn's a snake

popped so many blue pills

this non flaccid fats a pill propped fake

popped so many blue pills

there's no room in my gruds anymore

popped so many blue pills

and then i popped a couple more

popped so many blue pills

i think my dicks gonna burst

i've popped so many blue pills

i'm looking like a smurf

popped so many blue pills

i could give MYSELF a reach around

i’ve popped too many blue pills

and now i can't get it down

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About the Creator

Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler

I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!

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  • Andrew C McDonaldabout a year ago

    Best turn your trouser snake into a garter snake… strap that thing down… 😂😂

  • Rick Henry Christopher about a year ago

    Different. I was almost embarrassed while reading. Good work, however!

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