Blue Pill Blues
"i beg your pardon, there's no such thing as an endless hardon"
popped so many blue pills
i think i've got a prob
popped so many blue pills
you could cut diamonds with my knob
popped so many blue pills
my pants look like a tent
popped so many blue pills
i got a stiffy that won't relent
popped so many blue pills
my boner looks like a club
popped so many blue pills
i’ve got an Eveready chub
popped so many blue pills
my trouser prawn's a snake
popped so many blue pills
this non flaccid fats a pill propped fake
popped so many blue pills
there's no room in my gruds anymore
popped so many blue pills
and then i popped a couple more
popped so many blue pills
i think my dicks gonna burst
i've popped so many blue pills
i'm looking like a smurf
popped so many blue pills
i could give MYSELF a reach around
i’ve popped too many blue pills
and now i can't get it down
About the Creator
Bren
"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa
"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend
Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler



Comments (2)
Best turn your trouser snake into a garter snake… strap that thing down… 😂😂
Different. I was almost embarrassed while reading. Good work, however!