Tatt~Master

— Assembly Line Tatt Machine ~ Impressions to Impress —

As I begin to understand more about the Tattoo Phenomenon. I've written silly, yet verbatim, dating site anecdotes in 'Frazzled.' So let me ask you: Would you be More attracted to someone slathered with tattoos, or Less?

After watching the Golden Globes, with all of the 'specialty' markings to adorn most of the entertainers on every inch, including finger tips, which seems to me a very sensitive part of their anatomy, that's just gotta hurt! So, the idea came to me to invent 'The Tatt Master Pro' wth its ink feed at the top (Alert Shark Tank) for investors. This, just FDA-approved, conveyor belt machine gets the imprints over with at one pass, but you must be heavily medicated during the procedure, along with (+/-) a week of being iced while sleeping standing up. But, of course, it's so worth it: Regrets they've had few.

They've exacerbated (the more colorful the better) skin canvas, and now all of those who look up to the stars want to appear just like them. Certainly, I'm probably the only one who's noticed.

As simply an observational writer-goof cartoonist, it is not my intent to mess with the new way of doing things; there is, of course, a Generation-Gap and I respect that. I don't GiT iT, but I respect it. Though lying in the Spray-Tanning crypt style bed, to enrich the skins brillance, is now passe' with the invention of the Tatt Master, now the favored permanent multi-colored body covering sensation.

~ BodyBillboards symbolize individuality and fearless self-expression ~

There's the covering of the breasts and tushy for those who feel the need to 'expose' them there, by being branded with their own brand. Selected placement is often strategically important. A woman told me that her tattoo designs were selected to be placed onto skin that shows stretch marks from her childbirths, as well as age sagging, to remain readable and vibrant as these body images take on their elder effect shapes. Another had a red lip tattooed on her neck that one day may crinkle a bit; in our day that was called a "Hickey." Yet this kissable creation, once stretched, clearly conveys its forever-lovable approachable message.

On a Cop-Show a woman was explaining how much she regretted having a tattoo poked in when she was drunk. Apparently having tattoos done when you can't even see straight is common: She used the phrase, "Don't drink and Ink." Not unlike DUIs while driving IUI ~ Inking Under the Influence.

I've also noticed football players load up one arm with a sleeve and leave the other blank; team style dictates placement. I'm in with the InCrowd, I do what the InCrowd does, as we SuperStars get respect and admiration from all of the people we meet.

I've been told that tattoo removal is more intensive and painful than poking-placement, while leaving horrible scars, when covering up the name of your last lover or something else with new images. I can't imagine lasering off a Skin-Full of them, one by one. But I'm certain the Gen Zs will soon invent a conveyor belt Ai procedure to easily make them disappear, as we've done with the Tatt-Master-Pro to apply them all at once.

Life is not unlike a cycling Conveyor-Belt: High School, College, Jobs searching for what's 'IT' for you. "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get," even when we overly plan our lives and lifestyles, everyday occurrences often get in the way. Most of us are never satisfied with what we've attained. Tattoos may be a lifetime of storytelling bunched together into a colorful, personally inked skin autobiography.

I can't Know Everything, but I certainly can Know Nothing about this Body Art! Once shown the needle I was so gone..!

Jay Kantor, Chatsworth, California

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