Welcome to Club Hell
unofficial challenge entry - Drabble
This is a drabble for Lana's unofficial challenge:
Putin saw, Джозеф, emblazoned on the forehead of a man shaking him. “Wake up, Vlad.”
“Where am I?”
“Where else would you be but HADES, you moron? Elon is courting Masha so he can receive immortality on earth. She uses birth control, so don’t worry, there will be no Musk grandchild in your family line. Welcome to Club Hell!”
“You look like Joseph Stalin.”
“Duh, great mind you have. I’m head over the Russian mob for Cataha. Welcome to your new immortal home inside the gates of hell. Now get to work shoveling. Our commander likes it extra hot here.”
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Comments (6)
This is great. I love it Andrea. Meeting Satin.
Love it! An "afterlife party" with their peers.
Very nice, Andrea.
This is great, Andi! I knew he’d meet Stalin in Hell.
Hahaha! Loved what he woke up to. A nice, HOT surprise. Though, he shouldn't be surprised. He had it coming to him.
Hahahahahahahaha this was fantastic!