Oh My Gaaawd!!

💫🙏🤍 I don’t think of myself as a very religious person. I like to think of myself as a spiritual earthing, who can find something good and useful in every religion I’ve learned about. I believe there’s some truth to every story on the planet .. even if it’s just the source or idea that it evolved from. I’m going to share a true story of mine that I think most people will find something relatable in. It’s not well written, but it’s true and real and if it makes you smile or laugh, it makes me smile. 😃😂💫🙏🤍🕊️

Someone asked one time if I knew Jesus .. I said, “Dyou mean (Gee-ssus) .. or .. (Hay-Zeus) ??? 🤪😂🇨🇦 I’m Canadian, grew up really poor, always lived in high lean areas.. and now I work in hospitality.. so languages are important .. I want to be sure I have the pronunciation right” 😉😂💫 I winked and we both had a little giggle and then I said “Honestly, I do know Jesus. His story is very dear to my heart. ❤️ I think he may have been one of the very few perfect examples of human beings known to mankind so far … historically and scientifically speaking, I personally think he’s right there along side Buddha, Mohammed, Mother Mary, Mother Theresa .. and Bruce Lee.” 💫

This guy just stared at me like he was trying to wrap his mind around what I’d just said. 😳😳😳 So I broke the ice and said, “Yep, I know God, Jesus aaand The Holy Spirit! I’ll tell you how too” I paused for a fraction of a second and I saw the relief on his face, it was like he was exhaling, because he didn’t have to say anything and we were still conversing.. he gave me a big smile, so I continued….

“I may be wrong, but I’m thinking God is within all of us, and I know myself really well, in fact, you could say I’m an expert on myself, and I’ve even learned to love myself. So knowing and loving myself is sort of the same as knowing and loving God right?!??” I took a short breath and then said,

“Now Jesus, well .. I met Jesus when I was 3 years old, in the Holy Cross Hospital Burn Unit, Calgary, Alberta .. He came to visit me .. and let me tell you, for the record, I always used to tell people he didn’t look like the pictures I’d seen of him, he looked like Kenny Loggins!” Ha!! “He had a shag haircut and there was EVERY colour in his hair and eyes. He also was a little of EVERY skin tone .. of course this was 1970, and I think I must have seen Kenny Logins on TV performing or something a few years later and was like, THAT’S HIM!!! That’s what Jesus looked like! People laughed at me, but I didn’t mind because .. well .. they were laughing and happy, so it was all good. So you see, I do know Jesus and I’m pretty sure he smiles and laughs about it, when I tell people about meeting him.”

“Now .. The Holy Spirit … well that’s a story I could go on forever about a million different ways I know the Holy Spirit everyday .. I always think about the two greatest moments I felt the Holy Spirit in my life.. The days I got to hold my daughters for the very first time when each of them were born.. but I’m not going to get into that right now, instead I’ll tell you something that may be more relatable to every single human on earth who’s felt it at one time or another in their lives.

My grandma used to always say, ‘keep it simple’ so I’m going to explain it like this, because … I may be wrong but I think the Holy Spirit comes to people as a feeling .. it’s definitely something that’s felt, as opposed to meeting an actual entity” .. so here goes .. “You know when you feel that pressure in your bladder coming on, and you know it’s building slowly; .. The ladies going through menopause know what I’m talkin’ bout .. or anybody on a long road trip in the prairies, people from Alberta, Saskatchewan and Manitoba!, yeah, you know it, ain’t no duck in’ behind a bush in that part of the road trip!” ... anyways … “the bladder’s getting fuller and fuller and the pressures getting harder and harder to hold and you’re like.. Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my Gaaawd!!, Please Lord let me make it!, pleeeease!, and you see the washroom in the distance and now you’re sure the pressure just increased about a million times stronger .. just because you know it’s within reach .. so now your freaking out in your mind, and doing the fancy dancy walk, like a speed walker.. just-a-swingin’ those hips!!, you know the one .. and mumbling to yourself Oh my god, oh my Gaaawd!!, please, please, please!, and now your at the door almost jumping.. but not too much because you don’t want to leak, .. but your legs are coming all the way up to your chest because you’re kinda leaning forward but not too forward.. because you don’t want to leak, .. and you get that door open and now you’re trying to get your pants undone as fast as you can and you can feel it’s coming right there! You’re like oh shit!, oh shit! Freaking button!! daamm! Oh my gaaawd!, please! please, lord! pleeease! .. and then you sit down to pee .. and it’s like Ooooooooh. Myyyy. Gaaaaaawd!!! Aaaaaaawe YEAAAH!!! Thank you Lord! Thank you Jesus! .. and … THAAATS!!! .. The Holy Spirit!!! Amen!” 🙏🤍🕊️💫 Have a beautiful day fellow earthlings 💫💕😂😂😂😂✌️🇨🇦

Keep dreaming, keep moving, keep breathing, and Remember; The language IS, WAS and ALWAYS will be .. LOVE. Even before humans ever had words or language.. we were always fuelled by LOVE. 💕❤️💫🙏🤍🕊️

Peace, Love & Light xo

Dana Mary Colleen Campbell

February 9, 2026