Kia Ford: The Hammer Girl's English Premiere Production

Sunshine could not be seen anywhere, since Saturday night darkness proclaimed only one thing,

“Party,” Kia Ford exclaimed inside the bathroom, as the Peacock examined United States department escape relegation form, MLS 2027.

“Kia Ford, you are in relegation,” the promotional fowl warned.

“That does not mean we cannot go to Stamford and watch Chelsea sing the blues at ‘The Bridge’”.

“Okay,” the Peacock snapped the pen approving the thought, twisting a tuxedo tie.

“You look adorable, Peacock,” the star-spangled banner commented, grabbing her purse.

Quickly commuting across town, the pair presented identification at the social establishment, ‘Stamford Bridge’ and upon being granted access, entered immediately finding seats, neighboring the stage.

“Despite our descending demotion, we still can enjoy a final round with Chelsea,” Kia Ford positively mentioned.

Sitting back, the Peacock apologized about not getting the bubble machine to work, “but the Bowen Shrine may still get goals if we ask, nicely.”

“Where is the Bowen Shrine tonight?”

“Baby sitting the bubble machine,” Kia Ford informed.

“Can it get a goal if we are here?” Asked the Peacock.

Suddenly, the mood dimmed and Chelsea emerged encouraging crowd applause, “what blues tunes do you think she is going to belt out?” Kia Ford whispered as the Peacock’s formalwear felt a featherily adjustment.

“I will start with my hit single, ‘Do Me in The Paris Moonlight”

During the clapping hands disruption Kia Ford murmured, “that number is a Bowen goal.”

A few minutes before the set ended Kia Ford started a monologue describing her post relegation battle adventure itinerary, “Summer Ville, Peacock that is the season ending climax goal.”

Following her final rendition, Chelsea paused, “are you a couple? Anything else? You seem to have two goals today. What were you expecting?”

“Enjoy the evening, watching your dedicated committed work,” Kia Ford politely responded, instigating Chelsea ‘morph invisible’.

“Did I say something wrong?” Kia Ford innocently inquired.

Feeling confident, Kia Ford waited while the Peacock calculated the surprising three points and figured the gift could rescue them from the relegation dive. Chelsea accepted an encore and the hammer girl saw a different talent, “something happened,” Kia Ford mumbled while the peacock stayed quiet, “she has that magical image I see when Nuno the spirited saint shows up.”

“God and Yahweh are gracious,” Chelsea broke character and immediately without missing a beat found her entertaining lyrical zone relishing fan approval.

“Chelsea got a goal,” the Peacock interpreted the message, realizing she was not finished.

Next forty-five minutes Chelsea’s voice fluttered around ‘Stamford Bridge’ imitating a sweet small bird flying around, “we are now level,” the Peacock updated, “our three get out of relegation goals are now one.”

“Peacock, Chelsea is singing the blues so beautifully,” Kia Ford happily expressed.

Concluding her playlist, Chelsea had to make one more shot confronting the competitor, and the Peacock hoped they would leave without being wiped out. But when the closing ballad silently ended, the crooner unleashed the message, “I am a home ruler, and wanted a dramatic third goal making my theatrical presentation entertaining.”

Taking things the wrong way, Kia Ford wondered if Chelsea gave her two goals early and made the performance a come from behind extravaganza event.

“We did,” Chelsea read the All-American mind.

“What are you getting at?” Kia Ford invaded the vocalist's platform and stared down, the virtuoso.

“You had two goals, your fans were happy thinking you were going to win,” Chelsea explained, “then I got three goals and won the home game.”

Fists and punches occurred leaving both the English Premiere Estate residents outside sitting pondering a single red card citation being issued.

“Do you want to get some wine?” Suggested, Kia Ford.

“Kia Ford, you are being relegated,” the Peacock reminded.